Hi all, sorry I haven’t written in the last 2 weeks or so, but I’ve been insanely busy with YYC Burger Week! It’s a new food event that the fabulous Sabahat Naureen thought up, and enlisted myself and her fiancé Chris, that involved 16 top grade restaurants, all locally owned and operated and dedicated to local food sourcing. Those 16 had offered a $15 burger platter, of which $1 went to an assigned charity. We’re still tallying up the money, but it looks like over 5000 burgers were sold, and probably over $6000 was raised for 8 great charities, and we had gotten a TON of press. The restaurants all reported a boost in business, the charities had gotten more exposure, and the 3 of us had a chance to give back to the Calgary community. All in all, being our first year, it was a great success! I’ll write a blog post soon enough about the whole event, so others can see what we did to make their own event.
But in the meantime, back to the blog. There’s more news about my “kids“, and the reunion is 1 month, 1 week away. That’ll be the next entry of the “New Frontiers“, and then a new piece on “What To Do When Trust is Gone” based on my adventures in the spy biz. But before I get back to those tales, here’s a fond embarrassing memory for younger days….
I was in my 20s, and living at home at the time. I was dating a gal I met at McGill U, Fahima E., and it was looking pretty serious. It had been a few years since the wedding from hell and I was comfortable to be dating seriously again.
She had started to spend her nights at my house, and would sleep in the guest room in the basement. I would usually sleep in my room, but … every so often, we would sneak to each other’s room to sleep together. And yes, I mean sleep, as we simply liked each other’s company a lot and if you’re making any other assumptions, that’s entirely up to you. 🙂
Of course though, mom and dad, as modern western minded as they are, there were still a few conventions they would follow, or at least liked to have the illusion of following. One of those is that if there ain’t a ring on each other’s finger, you don’t stay together in the same bedroom. Yes, it’s a bit prudish in the modern world, but you do have to admit it’s kinda cute as well.
Well, one late night after classes, we both came up fairly late to a dark home. Everyone was asleep, and Fahima and I went off to bed. I quietly closed my own bedroom door, making it look like I was asleep in my room, and she and I went to the guest room (as it was a double bed). We promptly passed out and that was that…. until the morning.
Now I’m normally a bit of a light sleeper in the AM, while Fahima was not. The vent system in my old Montreal home only made that trait of mine worse, as I usually can hear conversations in other rooms pretty well. This was no different, as I was slumbering, I suddenly heard my parents up and about and talking about going to some event later in the day.
My first thought… dammit, they’re up and there’s no way for me to get to my room without being seen. Usually, this wouldn’t be a problem as they would rarely wake me up, and would go about on their business in the morning and leave the house. But when I heard the words, “event”, my mind instantly calculated 2+2 together and came up with “freakin’ hell”. You see, my mom has so many dresses and coats and what not, that she often stored a lot of her favorite dresses in either of the two guest room closets or a 3rd closet in the basement. So what could I do then? I knew that escape was impossible, as I had only seconds to act. So with escape not an option, my tiny reptile mind went into survival “hide” mode. I leaped right into one closet, and took my chances. There was a 33 1/3 % I would be discovered, and started looking to the gods above for salvation (ok, I wasn’t an atheist back then admittedly).
Then, as mom entered the basement and approached the guest room door, I heard her tell my father, “I need my red dress with the flower design.” Well, I quickly looked around and voila… there it was next to me. I started to mentally curse the gods for their sense of humour, and heard the door of the guest room door open.
Mom was a little surprised to open the door and found Fahima unconscious in bed, but then said “Oh, excuse me,” and not missing a beat, walked straight to the closet where I was hiding in. Giving in to the inevitable, I took the dress off the rack, and when the closet doors slid open, there I was, only in my briefs, and quietly presented her with her dress.
Now the look and surprise on her face was priceless admittedly. She was startled, but I think she had a sense of humour about the event. She looked at me exactly the same way a mom would look disapprovingly at bad behaviour, while I was beet red, embarrassed, and looked like I had just been caught with my hand in the cookie jar all the while standing in a closet with Fruit of the Loom briefs. Mom then took the dress, had that odd smirk, and closed the closet door on me. She walked out, and I just stood there in the cold, dark closet stunned.
It was a lot like this…
Now I don’t know what she may have told my dad at the time, or if she said nothing, but we never spoke of it since. I had to admire her sense of restraint and discretion. It was another of those Terryism moments that I’m so prone to in my soap opera life, and as I look back, it was one of those funny memories that I’ll always love about her. Thanks mom for the giggles.